Prineville Oregon Crook County

What a place!

With a population of +/- 10000 people, Prineville manages to be one of if not the worst place to live, visit, or work in the United States. It truly has everything! Corrupt police, freemasons in positions of power, expensive real estate, high rent, one of the highest cost of groceries in the country, the lowest bracket for minimum wage in Oregon, and full of terrible people.

Recommended Attire

We recommend non-formal attire. "Country wear" seems to be the theme, so dress as a buckle bunny and you will be a fashion icon in Prineville. If you would rather fit in like the average Prinetuckyion then you should go to Goodwill and buy some cheap old clothes that most likely were originally from Ross. Then take those clothes and submerge them in a bucket of used motor oil. Once you've got them soaked take them and roll them around in some dirt, then hang to dry. In about 24 hours your clothes are ready to hit the City of Prineville and look like no outsider.

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